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<span>想当初我刚毕业在郑州一家公司实习，有天早上上班，看到我们副总在路上走路，我硬是用我的二手自行车把他带到了公司，现在想想他应该是在健身。真不知道当初哪来的勇气，那可是身价千万的主啊！</span>


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<span>小时候特别傻，……割割割……有一次去小伙伴家玩，他跟我炫耀说他爷爷现在每天给他家守门（他爷爷去世了），我就信以为真了，妈的当时竟然很羡慕。<br/>回到家里走到爷爷跟前跟我爷爷说：爷爷你以后死了能给我家看门吗？！<br/>我爷爷脸都绿了<br/>别问我十多年了我为什么还记得这么清楚，要不是我爸妈的混合双打我差点就忘了</span>


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<span>家里养了一只小猫咪，刚几个月大，家里住的是老房子，所以有老鼠，有一天，我家萌喵可能是第一次见到老鼠，老鼠也是第一次看见猫，只见它俩相互对视了三秒，然后我家喵拔腿就跑。真的没有见过怕老鼠的猫。   好丢脸，哦不，好丢猫脸。哈哈哈</span>


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<span>拿着网上买的榴莲回家，婆婆不让放厨房，客厅也不让，没办法，我就放卧室阳台上，结果晚上老公直接睡客厅沙发去了，我睡到半夜实在忍不住也跑客厅睡去了…</span>


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<span>你瞅啥？瞅你咋滴。</span>


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<span>我算是知道为什么结婚后男人发福了。什么女人照顾好，收心了都是扯淡…<br/>事实是这样的：老公，我在网上买的零食不合我口味，你吃吧。老公，我在外面逛街看见好吃的，结果买多了，扔了好浪费哦，你吃了吧。老公，我刚学了一个菜，你尝尝，不许说不好吃，要吃完哦。老公，宝宝的饭没吃完，你去吃了吧。老公，冰箱的奶快过期了，快喝了吧。老公，你怎么不舒服？那多吃点…<br/>我：…………………………………………</span>


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<span>万一他瞎呢</span>


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<span>这是住在徽县滨河路大桥洞里的一个流浪汉，破破烂烂但是收拾的很整洁还养着两只狗……这也是个家这也是一种人生吧……希望不要有人打扰他的生活！</span>


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<span>现在时间9-23中午12:15刚刚跟女朋友打电话聊天，她说她在吃饭，我说你多吃点，她说没食欲，随便吃两碗。<br/>吃。两。碗。<br/>没。食。欲。<br/>瞬间脑袋蒙了，没食欲吃两碗，结婚后养的活不</span>


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<span>不知从什么时候起，我小外甥说话结巴了，估计他小同桌有这毛病吧、我带他去超市买好吃的，他站在放着有玩具的货架那里不走了，大声喊着说：“就……就……”我跟着应着：我在，我在！只见我小外甥抱着一个超大的玩具说：就喜欢这个玩具。 -_-#</span>


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<span>今天坐公交，人比较多，帮别人刷卡，一连刷了好几个，我同事就说，刷着好爽啊！我不屑的看了他一眼，刷的不是自己的钱当然爽！</span>


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